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The Skeleton Detective
14th-Nov-2008 07:18 pm
gijinka ery 1
Hi, I'm new and I just found this comm. So hi! 8D I like Skulduggery Pleasant and own the first book, but not the second unfortunately.
what's your favourite quotes from the books? I have some.

"Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight."
"And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight."
-Skulduggery: 1. Baron Vengeous: 0.

'"As you can see," he said, "you are vastly outnumbered."
"I usually am."
"Your situation has become quite untenable."
"It usually does."
"You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of Undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury."
Skulduggery paused. "OK, that's a new one on me."
"Kill him!"
-Skulduggery gets himself into trouble....again.

"Hey, steady on!" Scapegrace yelled. "These shackles don't make it easy to walk, you know!"
Valkyrie looked at him. "You didn't get very far, did you?"
-Ah, Scapegrace. You and your silly, silly ways...

"Where is he?"
"It's not him. I don't know what they are, but there are dozens of them, relatively small, moving as a pack."
"They might be kittens," she said hopefully.
"They're stalking us."
"They might be shy."
"I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie."
"Puppies then?"
-Kittens, puppies and scuttling things. Oh my.

"What happened to the Bentley?" she asked.
His head tilted. "I don't know if you noticed, but it was ever-so-slightly dinged."
"And where is it now?"
"It's getting fixed."
"Right. That's a good answer. Fixed is a good answer. But I don't know, I'm kind of drawn back to my original question. What the
hell is that?"
-Stephanie expresses her concerns about the Canary Car.

"What is it?" Stephanie whispered.
"That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster."
She looked at Skulduggery. "You don't know what it is, do you?"
"I told you what it is-it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us."

Aaaand that's all I've got for now XDD

19th-Apr-2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
*chuckles* I did enjoy these moments. Of course, my favorite were the ones where he almost seemed to be hitting on her ;).
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